What a panoply of memories come rolling back: splitting the watch with the
other boats in the nest, the boredom of refueling (usually the Exec’s job),
the awful smell of Copperoid bottom paint, the perpetual game of hearts, torpedo
juice, the day we got radar and learned a new form of navigation, that movie we
saw so many times that we still recite the lines, powdered eggs, atabrine
tablets, drawing diesel-tasting chow from the tender in tureens, stingy supply
officers, tired engines and nicked wheels, the beer ration, censoring the crews
mail, Tokyo Rose or Axis Sally, the abrasiveness of salt water soap, the
sluggish pump in the officers head, the speed spoke on the wheel, how we grew to
like the guys on our tender, the taste of Spam covered with Chutney, how we
preferred faded khakis over those hated gray uniforms, the wonder of how our
tiny boats withstood, the pounding of a North Sea storm or a Sulu Sea typhoon.
Then one day they dropped the big one and it was all over. We traded our
silver tie clips for a ruptured duck and back in our hometown bars or at the
local Rotary Club we were always eager and proud to answer the question "what did you do
during the war?"
We got a brief repuance in 1946 when we took our wives or girlfriends to the
local theater to see They Were Expendable- at least twice. The girls might even
have been wearing one of our silk survival maps as a scarf. We had an additional
15 minutes of fame when one of ours was elected President and recruited many of
his former shipmates for duty in Washington. Then in 1963 Hollywood made PT 109
and this time it was our kids we took to see it- at least twice.
Every TV rerun of They Were Expendable or PT 109 provided us with bragging
rights at the office or the country club, but deep down in our souls the show we
really identified with was McHale’s Navy. That was us; unshaven, dressed in
cutoff remnants of uniforms, baseball capped, impertinent, irreverent, close to our crews.
Like them we were world class scavengers, whether looking for a case of ice
cream mix, a couple of new gun barrels for the 50's or a new screw for the
starboard engine. We were also world class traders on the hunt for samurai
swords, pearls, lugers, maps, rising sun or swastika flags, enemy uniforms-
anything we could swap for a case of cigars, a fifth of bourbon, or a late movie
with those big ship sailors who never got ashore.
Like Borgnine's boys we bastardized the sleek beauty of our boats by those
canvas tents we erected on our foredecks, those privies extending over the
stern, and those mattresses on top of the day room and like Lieut. McHale we
allowed our cook to go fishing with depth charges.
Recently I took my new wife to Battleship Cove to see the reconstructed Elco.
Her reaction was "I didn't realize they were so small" while all the
time I was thinking I didn't remember my boat being so big.
Today our proud plywood navy is as obsolete as the Yankee Clipper, the
Merrimac, or the four pipe Destroyer. A relic of another war in another era.
Even Peter and Tare don't exist anymore. In today's Navy we would be Papa Tango-
at least it's not the Macarena.
But for us- riding the boats was a never to be forgotten rite of passage.